Vinny is our honorary dog.
He showed up at our house as a pathetic little kitten. We took him in until we could find a home for him, but that obviously didn’t last.
We (I) decided he would be Brandi’s cat. The problem is, nobody told him (or if they did, he didn’t listen). Vinny decided I would be his human, and I could do nothing about it. Since I’m not a cat guy, I did the only thing I could and promoted him to “honorary dog.” It was the only way to justify how much I liked the furry little jerk.